Please call your congressman and ask him to enact SEPA today.
Here is the full text of my proposed legislation:
The Support Emily’s Panties Act (SEPA)
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
- That the following sums are appropriated, out of money in the Treasury, for the following purposes, namely:
TITLE I: Emily’s Panty Drawer
- For establishment of Emily’s Panty Drawer fund, to be used by Emily to pamper herself, $3,400,000,000, to remain available until expended:
TITLE II: Emily’s Panty Defense Fund
- To create an agency whose entire purpose is to ensure that Emily’s panty dance videos cannot be flagged on YouTube or any other website, $702,000,000, to remain available until expended
TITLE III: Sissy Bitch Enforcement
- To establish a means to force all sissy bitches to buy at least one pair of Emily’s used panties every month, $450,000,000.
TITLE IV: General Provisions
- Each amount appropriated or made available in this Act is in addition to amounts otherwise appropriated for the fiscal year involved. This Act may be cited as the “Support Emily’s Panties Act, 2012.”