Last night, I went to a transexual strip club in San Francisco called Divas. I go to strip clubs all the time, but I’ve never been to a tranny club before. I was expecting the worst. I was afraid the girls would be mean to me — or really aggressive sexually. But they weren’t at all. They were so nice and sweet. And best of all — they were downright sexy.
Seriously, the girls on the strip poles were hotter than at least half of the genuine female strippers I’ve seen.
The other thing I really liked about the tranny strippers is that they enjoyed their jobs. When they were dancing on the poles, they were having fun. They didn’t have scowls on their faces and act like they didn’t want to be there.
Toward the end of the night, I got a private lapdance with a smoking blonde who looked like Britney Spears. She had a medium-sized cock. I only know that because it was rock hard and totally bulging out of her thong as she gyrated half an inch from my face. We were in a private room, and she obviously wanted me to suck her cock. I was a bit tempted (which surprised me, actually), but I didn’t take the bait.
Until now, I never fully understood why so many guys are infatuated with transexuals and crossdressers. But now I completely understand. They are hot as hell — at least some of them are.
I’m sure many of my panty boys could dance at a strip club like those girls I saw last night. If you think you’re hot enough to be a superstar crossdressing stripper, send me a video of yourself dancing in panties and maybe I’ll post it to my blog!